Total Medals Earned: 5,817 (From 939 different games.) Total Medal Score: 93,520 Points
Medals Earned: 8/10 (230/380 points)
Just Play Anger on the Street
win first 4 levels
Found the Choricero Sculpture
Found Juan Santa Maria Sculpture
Found the Peaje
Found the Worker Sculpture
Found the Green Bacteria before it goes
win first 8 levels
Found Castro the Pooper leader
Win all levels
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Die 100 times
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/160 points)
Manage to get yourself killed at the very beginning
Kill your first(and possibly last) zombie.
Fight off the damn zombies for 3 minutes!
This is it. You did it.
Medals Earned: 6/8 (125/325 points)
Complete the first day
You unlocked the screw
You unlocked the zombies
You unlocked the fire trap
You unlocked the laser
You unlocked the electro trap
Complete The Arena Rush
You unlocked the machine gun
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/105 points)
Loser!
You beat this Game!...Awesome!
Medals Earned: 4/15 (25/490 points)
Reach 50m
Evade 100 Spike Blocks
Jump 100 times
Reach 100m
Evade 20 Death Loops
Evade 20 Flame Bullets
Jump 500 times
Evade 10 quakes
Jump 1000 times
Reach 300m
Evade 20 Crushers
Unlock all medals
Reach 500m
Jump 2000 times
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/17 (20/480 points)
Get killed by a robot.
Get killed by a zombie.
Get killed by an alien.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/20 points)
Medals Earned: 26/30 (340/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 8/8 (400/400 points)
Wipe the tears away from Mr. Toiletpaper
Buy a taco
Survive the incredible challenges of round 1
Buy a flaming hot taco.
Buy the last taco you will ever eat
Buy doner
Buy broccoli
Buy the last kebab